THE UMBRELLA COMPANY ✦ LOS ANGELES, CA

BAD ASS
SAAS

AI software. Music videos. A record label. A token that ties it all together.
One builder. Zero permission. Everything under one roof β€” turned all the way up.

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01 / THE LIVE DEMO

WATCH IT.
THEN REMIX IT.

This is the official Bad Ass SaaS brand video. When it ends, the player cracks open and reveals what it really is: Beat Board Lite. Swap the visual style, rewrite a scene's prompt, hit regenerate β€” and feel what the engine does.

BEAT BOARD LITE / BADASS-MUSIC-VIDEO.MP4
DEMO BUILD
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BAD ASS SAAS
THE OFFICIAL BRAND VIDEO ✦ PRESS PLAY
LOCKING IDENTITY ✦ ELEMENTS HELD

BEAT BOARD LITE = PREVIEW-GRADE RESTYLES ON A FINISHED RENDER ✦ THE FULL STUDIO DOES THE REAL THING ✦ COMING SOON

02 / THE MANIFESTO

WHAT IS BAD ASS SAAS?

Bad Ass SaaS is the umbrella. Every project β€” the apps, the studio, the label, the token β€” lives under one roof and one vision: build the things nobody gave us permission to build. No investors to please. No committee sanding the edges off. Just AI-powered tools shipped at full volume, straight out of Los Angeles.

1 BUILDER
4 PROJECTS
0 FILTERS
∞ VOLUME
03 / THE PROJECTS

ONE ROOF.
FOUR WEAPONS.

LIVE NOW
MANIFEST

Reverse-engineer your future. Manifest it TODAY.

Type the future you want β€” "Millionaire author living in Bali" β€” and Manifest works backwards from the dream to today, mapping only the 100% required steps standing between you and it. Nothing extra. Nothing missing. The quickest, clearest path to actually living it.

✦ Manifest Now β†’

✦ AI Goal Coach β€” Built In

A relentless coach that knows your endgame, checks your angles, and keeps you locked on the next required move. Always on. Never soft.

✦ The AI Console β€” 5 Experts. 1 Verdict.

Ask the Console anything. Five diverse AI experts argue it out amongst themselves β€” challenging, countering, refining β€” until they all land on the single best answer. You get the verdict, not the noise.

✦ Deep Steps & Phases

Every roadmap broken into phases and granular step-by-step instructions, each one deep and unique to your dream. Guaranteed clarity from where you stand to where you're going.

COMING SOON

BAD ASS MUSIC
VIDEO STUDIO

FEAT. BEAT BOARD

Drop a song. Walk away with a music video. Identity-locked characters that hold their face scene to scene, costume continuity that doesn't break, and cuts retimed to the beat grid. Depth the surface-level tools can't touch.

  • IDENTITY-LOCKED MULTI-CHARACTER SCENES
  • BEAT-GRID RETIMING β€” CUTS THAT HIT
  • 76 ENDPOINTS OF RAW ENGINE CONTROL
  • PAY IN $BLOW β†’ 25% OFF
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BAD ASS
MUSIC

THE RECORD LABEL

The label arm of the empire. First drop: a full 10-track album pressed under the Bad Ass umbrella β€” independent, unfiltered, and engineered to slap front to back.

10
TRACKS β€” 0 SKIPS
  • INDEPENDENT. NO LABEL POLITICS.
  • STRAIGHT FROM THE BAD ASS CAMP
ALBUM DROPPING SOON
EVERYTHING. EVERY TIME.
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04 / THE TOKEN

$BLOW RUNS
THE BUILDING.

The Blowhole Bandit token isn't a mascot β€” it's wired straight into the products. Pay for Beat Board, Bad Ass Music Video Studio, or anything under the Bad Ass umbrella in $BLOW and 25% comes off the top. Real utility, tied to real software.

WORKS ON: BEAT BOARD
BAMV STUDIO
EVERYTHING ELSE